'The War oan Terror? Whit's it f*cking like?!' The world needs a new kind of warrior – a woman, a Russian, a wee Glesca hairy... Cold as ice, deadly as a cobra, common as muck! Storytelling and stand-up with a little light killing on the side... Our Glaswegian heroine shares a typical day as a deep-cover operative. Starring Nicola Jo Cully, Svetlana is a welcome tonic in troubled times. Written by Paul Matthews and directed by award-winner Laila Noble. Produced by Ed Littlewood Productions. On ELP: **** (Stage). **** (Herald).