19:30, 06 - 17 Mar

A New Musical Comedy

Book and lyrics by Anita Vettesse & Johnny McKnight
Music by Alan Penman
Directed by Jemima Levick

“Have you ever done a bad thing, like really bad?”

“Yeah.  I started Breaking Bad when our Davy was on the night-shift”

Every week more than 2 million women pour into local Bingo halls across the UK, each one hoping that all elusive HOUSE will change their fortunes forever. 

Daniella’s one of those women. Except she isn’t just hopeful. She’s desperate. She needs Lady Luck to smile down on her tonight. 

She’s done a bad thing.  No, a really bad thing, and if her card doesn't have those winning numbers, she’s going to have to resort to desperate measures to take home that prize money.

Featuring cracking original numbers, a lot of banter and cheeky humour, multi-award winning Scottish theatre companies Grid Iron and Stellar Quines invite you to join them for an unforgettable night at Bingo!

Supported by Creative Scotland and The Foyle Foundation

“Grid Iron is not just a Scottish national treasure but one of the companies that has shaped British theatre over the last 20 years.”
The Guardian

“Bursting with wit, intelligence and energy, Stellar Quines brings new vigour to Scottish theatre.”
The Scotsman